If I was Dating you… Finish the rest in my ask and let me know.

im so freaked out by ppl who can roll their tongues what the fuck

noizybunnyboy:

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unclefather:

me: *says lmao*

me: *ass is still attached* 

grawly:

grawly:

remember that old fad where people would lay down on the moving rails between two escalators and spin around 

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bongfucker:

i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis

pissass:

pissass:

huge large amine titdees

oh my GOODNess this is not google com haoh!

Wheres my tractor